how am i supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all
you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you
one time i was swimming but the pool ladders disappeared so i couldn’t get out of the pool and i swam for 10 hours then died
You know those nights where you just lie awake feeling just your absolute lowest? Like the kind of low you feel when you realize that dreams are empty promises and and that life really is pointless and monotonous and about money? And that all you ever cared about or wanted to do to make a difference in the world was stupid? So your insomnia becomes mixed with nausea and self loathing.
Those nights are fun.